What a Marvelous Creation

Last night Smelly and I were lounging late at the bar, enveloped in deep conversation concerning the topic of checking customers ID’s. As we drank, we started to gain our senses back, and realized the dire need to find a solution to predicament that we had discovered ourselves in.Ya see, we’ve already gotten stung by the police like three times! Them cops advised us to stop serving them youngsters or they gonna close us right down.
Well I say to hell with them! Now we gots to find some kinda solution to this here problem before Officer McGrady comes back.The cops said that they’re these things called ID Scanners that are electrical and can read the information on the ID for you.Well, as you can imagine I did not believe him when he gone and said that.I said, I MUST SEE IT, to believe it.Well McGrady went and showed me the ID Scanner that the bar down the street had and boy was it fancy!
Well I’d never seen nothing like this thing, with it’s laser thing at the top and color screen in the middle I almost fainted.
Somehow when you would stick the ID in the top, all the information would come up on the screen on the electric thing in the middle!I couldn’t believe my eyes! I decided that it was pure voodoo and began to praise it.Well anyway, I Knew we had to get me one of these Drivers License Scanner things and two weeks later, it was on our doorstep!Gee whiz this thing is the bees knees!
Once I swiped my own license and the ID Checker displayed all my information and alerted me that I was under 18, I knew that I had finally found the solution to my problem. Thanks to this magical being I will never have to try to learn addition and subtraction again! And if I had a computer I could even print out a list of everyone that came to my bar.Gangster.I can’t believe this thing, it truly is the bees knees and it saved my bar. The Gods have truly smiled down on me.

Tagged as: Drivers License Scanner, ID Scanner